WTF Is a Queen Ant?

Morning Queens!

Ever seen a...

Holy f*ck!

A QUEEN ant.

Why so massive??

Well, imagine you're just a regular worker ant...

You're out collecting food, building tunnels, doing all the work.

But then you see... 

The f*ck?

HER.

Oh, you think we’re exaggerating for the sake of a funny little cartoon explainer illustration?

How dare you.

Her Majesty is 5 times bigger than everybody else.

Why?

Well, she's got ONE job...

Babies.

Like... A LOT of babies.

This lady lays 1,000 eggs PER DAY!

And she doesn’t do that for like 1 day or 6 days or a month, like some other lame insects.

No.

She does this for 20. YEARS.

Creating millions and millions of baby ants.

Okay, but who elects this b*tch??

Well, she starts off the same size as everyone else.

Every ant egg can become a worker ant or a queen ant.

But when they realize they need a new queen, they start doing some whack sh*t.

The worker ants feed her this special food called "royal jelly."

Which makes her grow... and grow... and GROW!

Until she becomes an egg-laying machine!

And once she's that big... she can NEVER leave the nest again.

Literally. Physically. That’s the whole point.

She's basically kept prisoner to have more babies..

Stay Cute, 

Henry & Dylan 🌈

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