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Why Do Dogs Get Zoomies?
Marc Angelo Alcantara
February 12, 2026
Yes, it's true… We may be dropping the first-ever Smart Nonsense hat with our BFFs, Goorin Bros (legendary hat makers since 1895).
But here's the deal:
1) We don’t know which hat design looks best… so we’re leaving it up to you. Whichever hat gets the most votes… wins!
2) If we make them, the first edition will be a limited run.
Oh... and it'll be exclusive—so the winning colorway won't be available after it sells out.
Morning Doggos!
Check this out:
Insane, right?
~The Zoomies~
But WHY does every dog suffer from this affliction?
Let’s go to your house:
You’re just chillin
When your stupid furry friend trots in
Then literally out of nowhere..
Ya..
The zoomies are real though!
They’re actually called:
Aka
Why??
Because dogs evolved to hunt, run, explore, and solve little problems on their own.
Things where they MOVE all day.
But then we took modern dogs and..
..put them inside all day.
They spend a lot of time doing nothing.
So their energy builds up.
And like a soda can you’ve shaken all day
Like after a bath:
When you get home
Orrrr after a good poo
Stay Hyper,
Henry & Dylan 🌈
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Yes, it's true… We may be dropping the first-ever Smart Nonsense hat with our BFFs, Goorin Bros (legendary hat makers since 1895).
But here's the deal:
1) We don’t know which hat design looks best… so we’re leaving it up to you. Whichever hat gets the most votes… wins!
2) If we make them, the first edition will be a limited run.
Oh... and it'll be exclusive—so the winning colorway won't be available after it sells out.