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Who Tf Is Aristotle?
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Morning Ancient Scientists!

Look at this buff robe guy:

So forlorn.
Probably because he couldn’t stop thinking.
That dude invented science, law, AND philosophy.
Aristotle..
Who the f*ck?!
Let’s take it back to 400BC. Ancient Greece.

You know, marble temples, togas, people arguing about all kinds of things they don’t really know yet:

Now, in the middle of all this is this little guy Aristotle:

And he’s different.
Because his Dad’s the doctor for the king.
Meaning Aristotle has access to cadavers and idk botany and stuff. Science.

But he’s too cool for the town’s school.
So he bops over to Athens to join Plato’s Academy, becoming the star student:

Bit of a problem with that..!!




Ya he was just annoying as all get out.
Soo they kick him out:

And he gets hired to tutor this cocky teenager named Alexander:


K dude.
But when Alexander starts conquering the entire world,
Aristotle heads back to Athens to open his own school – The Lyceum:

Where he just walks around lecturing
While his students jog beside him taking notes..

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Henry & Dylan 🌈
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