The Invention of Harvard

Morning Graduates!

Ahhh. Harvard University...

The FIRST and most prestigious college in America.

But where'd this motherf*cker come from??

Whacky story...

So it's 1636.

We've got these Puritan dudes who just sailed over from England:

But there's a problem...

See that smart priest guy they’re towing around?

Ya. All the Puritan priests they brought over are getting kinda old:

So they decide to start a priest school to pump out more priests.

(obviously).

But, how do you start a priest schoo-

Well, those'll be perfect for the new priest school!

They wanna name it... New College.

Which makes sense until–

Oh f*ck.

John Harvard died.

But he did give the Puritans all his money..

So they name their new school:

The first class?

Like 9 dudes.

Stay Cute,

Henry & Dylan 🌈

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