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The Invention of Harvard
Morning Graduates!

Ahhh. Harvard University...

The FIRST and most prestigious college in America.
But where'd this motherf*cker come from??
Whacky story...
So it's 1636.
We've got these Puritan dudes who just sailed over from England:


But there's a problem...
See that smart priest guy they’re towing around?

Ya. All the Puritan priests they brought over are getting kinda old:





So they decide to start a priest school to pump out more priests.
(obviously).
But, how do you start a priest schoo-





Well, those'll be perfect for the new priest school!
They wanna name it... New College.
Which makes sense until–

Oh f*ck.
John Harvard died.
But he did give the Puritans all his money..

So they name their new school:

The first class?

Like 9 dudes.
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Henry & Dylan 🌈
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