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The Dark History of Coca-Cola...
Morning Coke Addicts!

Good catch, Derd.
Ya that other kind..
Coca-Cola.
That innocent fizzy drink you've been chugging your whole life?

Oh yeah... it has a super dark history.
Like, really dark.
Coca-Cola was invented by a morphine-addicted Confederate soldier.
So…
Naturally, there was some cocaine in it too.

Let’s go back.
Atlanta, Georgia.
Civil-ish War, I guess.
We've got this dude:

John Pemberton. A Confederate soldier getting absolutely–

Oops!
Rush this man to the field hospital, stat!






Holy sh*t! Pemberton survives.
The only problem?
Now he's completely addicted to morphine.
So he buys a $5 medical license to become a "doctor."
You know, so he can like acquire more of that good good…


Vin Mariani is a wine mixed with cocaine.
Marketed as a cure for literally everything.

That’s his fix!
So Pemberton thinks he can make this cocaine wine better.
He creates his own version: French Wine Coca.
Wine + cocaine + some random herbs = instant success!
Boom:

How’s about the label on that bad boy:

Crazy.
But then Prohibition hits:




So Pemberton removes the wine, adds carbonated water, and tons of sugar.
Then his bookkeeper, Frank Robinson, is like:

And Coca-Cola was born!
But that's just the beginning of this insane story.
Watch out, the Nazis show up pretty soon..
Click below to watch our full video 👇
Stay Cute,
Henry & Dylan 🌈
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