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š Rolls-Royce sells airplanes?
Good morning, boujee baller š°
I was streaking on an airplane tarmac recentlyā¦
Just kidding, I was actually walking off one of those crowded buses that shuttles you right up to your airplane.
I was bored so I started to inspect the jet engine and was shocked to see this:
HUH!
How could that be?
The same Rolls-Royce that makes the sexiest cars for celebrities?
Well it turns out Rolls-Royce got famous building plane engines in World War I.
For real??
Ya, for real.
It all started in 1904. At this car show in Manchester, England:
Yes, there were dozens, hundreds, maybe even thousands of people there.
But we really only care about two of them.
These two:
Hang on. Theyāre not friends yet.
Okay, good boys.
Henry, you can go say āhiā to Charles now.
Charles Rolls and Henry Royce totally hit it off just like that āļø
And they join forces to manufacture the ~best car in the world~
But the first year, they just bicker about performance versus drivability and stuff.
Until finally they compromise and create this absolute banger ā The Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost:
Dope car.
Doper mustaches.
But seriously, check out Ghostās specs:
Top speed: 60 mph
Horsepower: 48
Durability: 14,371 miles without an involuntary stop ā 1907 world record.
Plus it rides silent like a ~ghost~
Okay, so we agree theyāre making a sweet car.
But they run into a small problemā¦..World War I.
See in the war, the British government prints posters like this:
See that? The last, totally real flyer? Look at the chicken scratch at the bottom.
The Brits need airplane help.
And guess who knows a thing or two about building enginesā¦Charles Rolls & Henry Royce š
Plus they also know a juicy, Government-subsidized-business-opportunity when they see one.
So they build this hog:
They call it The Eagle.
A 350 horsepower, water-cooled engine that hauled ass ā like enough ass to fly the first airplane across the Atlantic Ocean.
And this engine gave the British a huge advantage over the Germans in WWI.
It was so good, in fact, Iām pretty sure itās the reason Britain won the war.
But donāt quote me on that. You can quote me on the rest.
Now you know! If youāre ever slammed into a bus to drive 10 feet to board your airplane, wellā¦
Take a peek. Thereās an 18% chance your planeās engines are the product of 1914 British patriotism š¬š§
Stay Cute,
Henry & Dylan š
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